It’s been only two days into E3 and I can’t help myself but to speak out on a few things. The whole show has been quite impressive so far. There have been some disappointments but I’ll get to that in a moment.

There has been so many new games announced, that I won’t be able to get to it today, but wow. Sure does have me quite stoked.

-Microsoft conference was kinda shitty. And that upsets me, because I love the Xbox. But they couldn’t stop ramming the damn Kinect into everyone’s throats. Like, Damn, Microsoft! Shut up about that stupid ass thing and just show us some games. I’m NOT (and neither is anyone who actually bought that dumb thing) going to play Ghost Recon without a controller. So stop shoving it in our faces.

On another note, MINECRAFT!! For the XBOX!!! That made me excited as hell. But then they tried to plug in the Kinect AGAIN saying you can play Minecraft on it. ಠ_ಠ

Gears of War 3-GAY! Halo 1 remake-AWESOME! Halo 4…umm…show something? And the rest was Kinect. But the new Tomb Raider is going to make people crap their pants. It looks incredible.

-Sony Conference was really really well put together. They only spoke about the Move as a, “Guess what? you can play this game on the Move. Neat huh?” Not shoving it down anyone’s throats. And their game lineup looks great. Resistance 3…the coolest box art ever! If someone can find me a Resistance 3 T-Shirt I will love you forever.

Now, the PlayStation Vita…I think it’s pretty cool…but not OMG MUST HAVE cool. It’s still the retarded step-chile of the Game Boy, but it looks a little innovative. I can possibly see myself buying one if there was a price drop and I happen to have some spare cash on me.

-Nintendo Conference was OMG!!! All I can say is Nintendo has won E3 this year. If there were prizes, Nintendo has got it. This WiiU thing looks very very cool. I am very impressed. Miyamoto came out throwing Legend of Zelda crap EVERYWHERE and making every fanboy/girl collectively jizz their pants.

The WiiU is something I can see myself camping outside a store to buy it. At first I was like “WTF IS THIS” then I saw everything it can do. Yes, it does EVERYTHING! It probably cooks you food too. Just wait for the oven peripheral to come out and there you go. 

I’ll get back to a lot more of this E3 thing a little later. I just wanna soak in the awesome that is happening around me.

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